Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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