I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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