there was a trapeze. enough said
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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