I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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