Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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