she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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