my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
NoShamevember. You game?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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