he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize
