bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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