belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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