I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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