how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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