This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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