sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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