Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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