the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just cropdusted the office
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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