awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
