Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
