There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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