we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He better not be in your backpack
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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