And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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