ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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