Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she looked like the before picture.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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