they need to just BURY HIM!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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