Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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