she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I want her autograph on my taint
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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