i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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