I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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