thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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