okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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