you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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