Non-Jews are for practice
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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