you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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