Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
