Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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