with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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