yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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