You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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