office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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