Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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