I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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