Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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