I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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