i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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