google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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