Non-Jews are for practice
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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