Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?