Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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