I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
