"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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