I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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