Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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