Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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