have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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