hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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