Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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