at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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