you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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