There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
should my penis look like a turkey
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
