oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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