carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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