YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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